Doors Open: 18:30
Start Time: 19:30
End Time: 22:30
Afterparty: 22:30-01:00

Each performance is roughly 5 minutes long and back-to-back. The interval typically happens half way through the show and can last between 20-30 minutes

The event is relaxed but please be seated for the 5 minute performances to avoid disrupting our performers and film crew.

Location
The Clapham Grand
21-25 St John’s Hill,
Clapham, London SW11 1TT

Tickets are £48.63 and can only be purchased here. Each ticket to the show permits free entry to the on site after party.
Afterparty tickets for non-show-attendees are £12.36.

We offer the following low income tickets for the show:

A. Low income QTIBIPOC SWer ticket 100% off
B. Low income QTIBIPOC ticket 75% off
C. SWer ticket 50% off
D. Low income ticket 25% off

Our Low income tickets are delivered through discount codes which offer discounts of 100%, 75%, 50% and 25%, delivered in order of A-D.

These codes are first-come first-serve. This means when one runs out, we will offer the next available discount.

To get a low-income ticket code, please begin by emailing info@blackstagepole.com and letting us know which code applies to you. Once we have approved your use of the code and sent it, you will have 7 days to complete the purchase before the code expires.

Seating for this event is not allocated. We will have some reserved seats for our guests with necessary access requirements and the guest list.

Seating is available in the stalls (on the ground floor), in the circle (1st floor) and in the upper circle (2nd floor).

General Admission tickets entitle you to sit anywhere in the stalls and circle, upper circle tickets only allow for seating in the upper circle.

Theatre Programme

Alexandra
Basjia @basjia/@basjiaforever
Misty Blue @itsmistyblue.x
Aftab @aftabg94
Lavender Bast @lavenderbast
Tink @tinkshortnsweet
Opium @opiiium_off
Cutie Whippingham @cutiewhippingham
Black Opal @blk.opal_
Ally Only
Asia @asia.cues/@asia.cues2.0
Kore @vie_enkore

The dress code/theme for 11th of April 2026 is Naaasty!

Nasty theme inspo
Think body stockings, crop jackets over nothing, fishnets, Leather, PVC, patent, latex, mesh, torn up denim, belt chains, body chains, choker chains. Buckles, D-rings, grommets, padlocks as jewellery, chunky boots, thigh-highs, platforms, slicked back hair, tight braids, or big and wild, vampy coloured makeup, sharp wings.

Inspo References

• Rihanna’s Good Girl Gone Bad era

• The Matrix (1999)

• Grace Jones

• Teyana Taylor

• Tinashe in her Aquarius and Nightride era. Dark R&B, bodysuit-heavy, sleek and slightly alien.

• Cassie’s early 2000s R&B aesthetic. Crop tops, chains,

• Aaliyah’s Leather trousers, crop tops, dark glasses aesthetic

• FKA twigs’ Body chains, cutouts, architectural corsetry aesthetic

• TLC in their CrazySexyCool era. Denim, leather, grunge R&B.

The dress code is never compulsory
The dress code can be followed as much or as little as possible, it’s just for fun and you can come in the complete opposite of this or anything you wish to wear.

We will have a designated access person available throughout the show, who will be available to speak to you regarding any access needs or refer you to for support meeting those needs. Sufiyan (he/they) will be present on the night, and able to assist in communicating your access needs to the venue, arranging the appropriate adjustments, and accessing the quiet space. They will also be providing resources for those with sensory needs, such as fidget toys and earplugs. Please enquire with them should you encounter any difficulties in accessing the performance, or if you just want a chat! The venue staff will also be able to help with information and signposting for accessible routes, bathrooms and resources.

General Accessibility
For all access customers we provide a free ticket for a PA or carer/companion when purchasing a full-price ticket. We recommend that you contact us before purchasing any tickets so we can advise you on how best to purchase and availability.

All access customers will be seated in the stalls with a buzzer on request if not bringing a carer/PA

The accessible area is located in the Stalls (ground floor) – on the left when looking at the stage, with good sight lines to the stage, step free access to our access toilet, which is located within the Gender Neutral toilet block. Please do not hesitate to ask one of our ushers to escort you if you require assistance.

Free earplugs available on site.

Mobility, wheelchair users, step free access
We can provide priority entry to minimise queuing times

We have step free access at the side of the venue on Severus Road. This is via a ramp which is 30 inches wide, but can be adjusted if a wider space is needed. The weight this can hold is up to 180kg (roughly 28.5 stone). Please contact us if you are unable to move and believe the weight/width to be an issue and we can arrange alternate ways of getting you into the building safely.

Due to the age of the building, we do not have step free access to the bar (5 steps) or to our upper levels, but we can give you a buzzer which will notify one of our wonderful staff to come and take your order for food/drinks or assist you.

Our access cubicle is 33 inches wide. If you have a larger chair, please contact the venue directly and we will provide as much information as possible to help you make an informed decision before attending the venue.

Unfortunately the smoking area is not step free from the access area, however chat to a member of staff and they will be able to assist.

Visual Impairment
For seated shows, reserved seating is possible in the usually in 2nd or 3rd row of the stalls (1st row isn’t an optimal view of the stage, but you are more than welcome to request it if this is your preference).

Photo/Light Sensitivity
Some of the performances may have strobing. We aim to announce strobing in advance of performances with strobing. We can also text audience members with sensitivities to warn them ahead of strobing. If you would like to be texted strobing reminders please email admin@blackstagepole.com.

For the Deaf Community – without BSL interpreter
We will have reserved seating in the centre, near the front of the stalls with a clear view of the stage accommodating for lip-readers

These seats are also near the speakers for those who use bass and rhythm to enjoy the music.

Blackstage is always willing to hire a BSL interpreter. However we would like to ensure this job goes to someone who is BPOC, so please email us in advance (info@blackstagepole.com) to let us know if you need a BSL interpreter for this show.

Ushers available to help get to and from seats/bars/bathroom etc. along with a buzzer on request to get the attention of a dedicated staff member for assistance. Although this is in place, we still do recommend for you to bring along a carer/friend to accompany you

For the Deaf Community – With BSL interpreter
We will have reserved seating in the centre, near the front of the stalls with a clear view of the stage accommodating for both lip-readers and those who prefer to be in close proximity to the BSL interpreter , or both if that is your preference!

The BSL interpreter will be issuing 5 minute warnings for show start and interval so give plenty of time to use the facilities, get a drink etc.

Neurodiversity
We are aware that there are many variations of what someone may need, so although we have things in place such as quiet rooms, ventilated spaces, ability to skip the queue on request etc, please do feel free to reach out to us to have a chat about anything further to make sure you have the best time with us.

Access Contact Info
If there is something specific you would like to discuss from visible to non-visible disabilities or any sort of access enquiries, please feel free to call the venue on 020 7223 6523 or email access@claphamgrand.com between 9am – 5:30pm Mon – Sat to have a chat about how to make your visit with us amazing.

These are just a handful of queries the venue have frequently received, but they are more than happy to talk to you about any more specific things that we can do to maximise your visit.

There are Gender neutral toilets on site.

During this event there will be filming and photography.
As an attendee you may be captured by our film crew and photographers and this could end up on our online pages. You can withdraw consent for your image to be used at any time by emailing blxckstage@gmail.com

The event is relaxed but please be seated for the 5 minutes of the performance. Please stay seated during this time to avoid disrupting our film crew.

The Clapham Grand (TCG) is directly opposite Clapham Junction station. Clapham Junction is one of Europe's busiest railway hubs, connecting South West London to London Waterloo, London Victoria, and major routes across the South and South-West, including Gatwick Airport, Brighton, Reading, and Portsmouth. It also offers London Overground services to Stratford, Willesden Junction, and Dalston Junction.

Directly outside the venue there is a bus stop, Clapham Junction Station Stop (L) for the 295, 344, C3, N19 and N31 buses. On the other side of the road is Clapham Junction Station Stop (D) for the 39, 87, 156, C3, N31, and N87, which provide connections towards areas like Vauxhall, Aldwych, and various parts of Clapham. These routes offer frequent service, including night options, to and from the station.
There are often several black Taxis parked next to this stop.

There are E-bikes on Severus SW11 1PL road (to the left of the venue when facing it)

There is free parking on the streets around the venue from 6.30PM. If you plan to arrive before 6.30PM there are parking meters near the bays.

Severus road is the first residential street next to the venue (on the left if facing the venue with the station behind). This road leads to a network of free (from 6.30PM) residential streets.

Please be aware that these roads and narrow so the further back you park, the more space you will have. There are disabled bays on each of the residential streets and the one on Severus road SW11 1PL is the closest to the venue.

I am proud to say that our security for this event is supported by Safe Only, a not-for-profit, peer-led team of queer nightlife angels, raising the standard one party at a time.

All security will have been briefed on The Blackstage Policy.

We have two ticket queues, one for standard ticket holders and another for the guest list.

If you are on the guest list, please use the VIP queue on the left.

Venue Capacity

The Clapham Grand has a venue capacity ranging from 500-1,000 over three floors.

We have not got final numbers as we have sold out the main two floors and have just opened the third to accommodate more guests.

We have a medical room and two first aid teams on site, as well as FOH and BOH welfare and fire Marshals.

We have an up-to-date show stop procedure as well as new and regularly tested rigging for our pole equipment.

SafeOnly LTD will be assisting our security on the door to try and ensure a delicate entry process.

If you experience any discomfort from interactions with team members, staff or guests, please let one of our team members know. The Team will be walking around in Black with headsets, or our welfare team, who will be more recognisable in high-visibility vests.

A content warning for the show

There is a piece with reference to violence against sex workers. There is no actual violence, just an interpretation of emotions felt and a reference to violence that is not explicit, graphic or reenacted.

Bar Access

The Clapham Grand has three bars on site, one on each public access floor.

The ground floor bar is in the main theatre when you enter the building.

The 1st floor bar is at the back of the circle.

The 2nd floor bar is at the back of the upper circle and will only be opened if the other bars become super busy.

Food

• We have a hot dog vendor supplying hotdogs both meat and vegan.

• We also have a popcorn vendor which is super fun!

We have two vendors for the event:

• Lucky Tiger - Apparel as fluid as you are, made for the stage, the studio, and everything in between.

• Genie Polewear - Sustainable, ethical pole and aerial wear. Handmade and offering full coverage to super cheeky